The Narcs — plain-English tools against the fine print. The Narc: one app, six doors (bills, home, pet, tax, debt, benefits). Plus MarketNarc for the market.

Two honest tools · one job

The fine print, finally on your side.

The Narc is one app with six doors — bills, home, pet, taxes, debt collectors, and open-enrollment benefits. Snap whatever's costing you money; it tells you plainly what's wrong and writes the letter to fight it. MarketNarc reads the small-cap market the same honest way. Both run on your device. Both say “I’m not sure” when it counts.

The Narc is live — six tools in one. Free while we’re in preview.

The Narc · one app, six doors

Six places your money quietly leaks. One honest read.

Same engine, six doors — snap or type, get the plain-English read, and take the letter. One subscription unlocks all six. Open any door:

Try a door, right now.

● a 30-second taste, on the page

A 30-second taste each — illustrative, not advice. The Narc combines the paperwork tools into one app; open it for all six doors →

The other lane · MarketNarc

A different animal — the market, read honestly.

MarketNarc watches the corner most apps ignore — penny and mid-cap stocks — and gives you a risk read, not a hot tip: where the danger is, how sure it is, and an honest “not sure” when the data’s thin. One graph asks the real question — did following the read hurt less when the market dropped?

Educational — never a trade, never advice. Its own tool, its own tab.

MarketNarc

Nate’s read on your basket

Leans upLeans downToo thin

On-device · & free to try

Snap it. Read it. Share the receipt.

Point your camera at a bill, notice, or policy — The Narc reads it right on your phone (the photo never leaves the device). Then each read becomes a clean card you can save or share. Three real ones:

Sample reads for illustration — educational, not financial, medical, or legal advice. Your real numbers stay on your device.

Simple, honest pricing

One price. All six doors.

The Narc is free while we’re in preview — open any door and get your honest read, no card. When it opens, one subscription unlocks all six modes: a 3-day free trial, no app-store fees, no contracts, cancel anytime.

Annual · Best value
$69.99/yr

All six doors · about $5.83/mo, billed yearly.

Monthly
$9.99/mo

All six doors, month to month.

🗓️ In season it’s cheaper. During tax season and open enrollment the annual drops to $59.99 and there’s a $7.99/mo intro for your first 3 months. See full pricing & start your free trial →
MarketNarc is its own tool — free while in preview.

Why the Narcs

Built for the person who was never let in the room.

Everyone else sells confidence and hype. The Narcs sell the truth — in plain English.

A friend, not a firehose

What’s happening and why, in language a normal person can read — not charts, jargon, and noise.

Honest by default

It earns its confidence instead of faking it, shows both sides, and says “I’m not sure” when it should.

On your side

Every door points at a system built to confuse you — and puts the plain truth back in your hands.

Snap anything that’s costing you money.

The Narc is live and free to play with right now — all six doors, no sign-up, no card. Everything runs right in your browser.